My life is brilliant
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What, was I too early?
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Oh, sorry... Should I - do you wanna start over, or...
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Keep going? Okay... now? Now?
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My life is brilliant
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Your life's a joke
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You're just pathetic
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You're always broke
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Your homemade Star Trek uniform
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Really ain't impressin' me
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You're sufferin' from delusions of
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Addequecy
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You're pitiful
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You're pitiful
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You're pitiful, it's true
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Never had a date
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That you couldn't inflate
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And you smell repulsive too
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What a bummer bein' you
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Well, you just can't dance
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And forget romance
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Everybody you know still calls you...
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Farty-Pants
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But you'll always have a job - well, I mean...
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As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
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You're pitiful
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You're pitiful
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You're pitiful, it's true
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You're half-undressed
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Eatin' chips off your chest
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While youre playin' Halo 2
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No one's classier than you
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La la la la, la la la la
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La la la la loser
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You're pitiful
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You're pitiful
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You're pitiful, it's true
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Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
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You still live with your mom and you're 42
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Guess you'll never grow a clue
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Well, it just sucks to be you
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You're Pitiful
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
