Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)
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But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
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My life is filled with such regret
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A bad mistake I can't forget
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And now I'll never be the same
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Ringtone
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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
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I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)
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My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
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Well, everybody (everybody)
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Everybody (everybody)
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Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
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When my phone goes off at work
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I look like the biggest jerk
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Total strangers wanna slap me around
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When it's ringin' on the terrace
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My neighbors get embarrassed
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They're beggin' me to move outta town
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Well, it made my wife so sick
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She smashed my iPhone with a brick
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But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
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It's a pain, I sure don't need it
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And I probably should delete it
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But for me that would be crossin' the line
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'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
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Hey, I paid good money for this...
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Ringtone
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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
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I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?)
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My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
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Well, everybody (everybody)
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Everybody (everybody)
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Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
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Ringtone
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Ringtone
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Ahh, ooh
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Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
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Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
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Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
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Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
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All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
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All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
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Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
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Every single person everywhere unanimously
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Everybody (everybody)
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Everybody (everybody)
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Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
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Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...
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Ringtone
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
