ooh yeah
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oh
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i'm your shelter from the storm
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you'll know I'll always have your back
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I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
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I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
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and when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
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and when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
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when you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
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and if that isn't love
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if that isn't love
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if that isn't love
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i don't know what love is
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nanananananana nanananano i guess i don't know
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nanananananana
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ahhhh listen now
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there's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
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i coulda finished it off but i quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
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and if you cut the cheese then maybe i'll wink and say the dog's to blame
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and i'll make sure to call you baby everytime i forget your name
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i'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
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'cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
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and if that isn't love
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if that isn't love
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if that isn't love
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i don't know what love is
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nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
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nananannananna
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oh no
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even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
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well I still adore you
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i'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
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and i can't stand omelettes
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after I take a bath
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if its still warm i'll leave the water in there for you
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i'll give you my word
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you're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
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everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
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you can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
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if you get drunk and pass out i'll never sharpie up your face
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and I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
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i totally support every idiotic thing you do
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and i almost never pretend you're someone else when i'm making out with you
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and if that isn't love
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if that isn't love
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if that isn't love
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i don't know what love is
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nanananananana no i don't know what love is
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nanananananana well I don't know what love is
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I don't know what love is
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If That Isn't Love
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
