I sued Taco Bell
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'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
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And I got fat!
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I sued Panasonic
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They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
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To dry off my cat
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Huh, I sued Earthlink
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'Cause I called them up
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N' they had the nerve to put me on hold
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I sued Starbucks
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'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
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And brrr, it was cold!
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I sued Toys'R'Us
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'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
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And nearly choked to death
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Ugh, I sued PetCo
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'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
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And now I got bad breath!
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I sued Coca-Cola, yo
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'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
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And it got stuck!
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I sued Delta Airlines
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'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
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I went there, and it sucked!
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Yeah!!!
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If you stand me up on a date
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If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
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I'm gonna sue, sue
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Yes, I'm gonna sue
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Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
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I'm gonna sue, sue
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Yes, I'm gonna sue
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Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
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Ugh!!
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I sued Duracell
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They never told me not to shove that double-A
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Right up my nose
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I sued Home Depot
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'Cause they sold me a hammer
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Which they knew I might drop on my toes
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I sued Dell Computers
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'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
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Now it doesn't work
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I sued Fruit of the Loom
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'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
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I look like a jerk
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I sued Verizon
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'Cause I get all depressed
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Any time my cell phone is roaming
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I sued Colorado
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'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
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Like Wyoming
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I sued Neiman Marcus
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'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
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Way out of season
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I sued Ben Affleck
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...
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Aw, do I even need a reason?
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Ugh!
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If I sprain my ankle
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While I'm robbing your place
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If I hurt my knuckles
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When I punch you in the face
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I'm gonna sue, sue
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Yes, I'm gonna sue
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Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
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I'm gonna sue, sue
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Yes, I'm gonna sue
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Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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I'll sue ya!
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I'll take all of your money
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I'll sue ya!
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If you even look at me funny
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I'll sue ya!
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I'll take all of your money
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I'll sue ya!
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If you even look at me funny
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I'll sue ya!
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I'll take all of your money
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I'll sue ya!
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If you even look at me funny
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I'll sue ya!
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I'll take all of your money
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I'll sue ya!
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If you even look at me funny
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I'll sue ya!
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Ha-ha ha ha-haa
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I'll sue ya!
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What'chall think of that?
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I'll sue ya!
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Ha-ha ha ha-haa
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Boo ya!
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I'll sue ya!
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Ugh!
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Sue Ya
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
