have you ever in your life experienced a day
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where nothing at all seems to go your way
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no matter how hard you try to get out of the rut
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you just could not break the string of bad luck
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a day where Murphy's law takes over your life
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and you just can't seem to do a darn thing right
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and when the day was over you just had to say
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you said man it's just one of those days
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my day started off kind of cool
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I brushed my teeth I comed my hair and I got dressed and went to school
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I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack
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a tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack
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about that point I proceeded to class
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I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed
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I went to my room which was on the first floor
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I had no idea what I was in for
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I sat in my desk and minded my own business
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someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it
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this girl walked in my imigination ran wild
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she stole my heart just by the way that she smiled
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I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt
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she said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut
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the teacher turned around while my arm was extended
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she looked me in the face and said Prince you're suspended
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I said your tripping it's just a bad habit
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she put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it
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I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip
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then I just shoke my head I said I don't beleive this
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she sent me to the head of the discipline staff
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I tried to play it off so I started to laugh
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I said ha ha this story is great
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it's a big misunderstanding one big mistake
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he didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile
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he said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child
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I stopped laughing and I said why is that
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he said just get out my school and don't you ever come back
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I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it
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he handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it
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as I walked out the school back at the wall I did gaze
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and said man it's just one of those days
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I woke up around a quarter to eight
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I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and I was feeling great
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I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise
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I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine
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I hopped up and put my feet on the floor
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ran to the bathroom then I (ow) hit my foot on the door
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the pain was immense as it started to throb
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I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job
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so I combed my hair then I brushed my teeth
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threw on my Fila suit and my Fila sneaks
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threw on my Fila underwear and my Fila hat
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then I ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat
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I grabbed my jacket then I grabbed my keys
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then I prayed out loud car start please
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the car started but what good was that
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I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat
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I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block
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then I grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock
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the bus pulled up I was late and kind of nervous
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I got real mad because the sign said out of service
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I started hiking it I wasn't liking it
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I saw a little kid I stole his bike and started biking it
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I thought I got away but when I ducked around the corner
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there was twelve cop cars I said I'm a goner
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slamed on the flat I did 180 turn
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peddled the bike so fast I heard the rubble burn
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with the cops in hot pursuit I started feeling like a jerk
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I thought man all of this cause I was trying to get to work
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I could've got away I almost had 'em shook
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til this girl walked by something said not to look
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but I thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt
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but she made me miss the sign that said men at work
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I screamed out loud as I crashed through the baracade
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I saw my whole life flash before my face
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I felt kind of dizzy all I saw was stars
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I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars
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that was stupid I got off track
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cause about that point everything went black
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the next thing I remember is a head ache nagging
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I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon
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I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dead
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a big Flinstone lump on the side of my head
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they took my picture and my finger prints
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