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[some drunken chick]
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I love you, I love you, I lo-ooove you
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Mr. Aaron Don-tez Ya-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ates
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Oooh baby baby
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I love you, ooh ooh, ooooh
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You're so wonderful and amazing and beautiful
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and sexy, and short, with a big fat diiiiick
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Ooooooh yeah {muah}
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Love you
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"Next message"
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[another drunk chick]
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Hi daddy!
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I just wanted to call you and let you know
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that I was thinkin 'bout you
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and that my pussy is SO WET
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I haven't drunk dialed you in a long time
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Oooh and I just wanted to tell you
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that I really want that dick
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So next time that I see you and hopefully it's soon
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Ooh baby give it to me, ahhhh
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"Next message"
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[yet another chick - hysterical]
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And I keep trying to figure out how can I get to [?]
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but I couldn't have done anything different!
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All I did was LOVE YOU, that's all I did!!
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And you just turned your back on me
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You're a cold heartless SON OF A BITCH! that's what you are
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You are SO MEAN
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And you just turned your back on me like I'm nothing
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You are SO MEAN
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