[Nerd:]
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Yes, I am a nerd
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Bookworm, I’m studious
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From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
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Back in Kindergarten
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I aced my college entrance exam
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Now, I’m no rocket scientist ?
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Oh wait, I am
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When I pour my Alpha-bits
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I get nothing but straight A’s
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My retainer and headgear connect
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To a back brace
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I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
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I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
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Run back to Reddit
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And type stuff no one will see
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You’re a geek
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That means you’re just a hipster wannabe
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[Geek:]
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That’s right, I’m a geek
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I’ve got brains,and a personality
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I wear my glasses sincerely
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And my T-Shirts ironically
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There’re some things you can’t learn in a class
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Or else I’d sign you up for “Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast”
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You’re just so early 2013
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I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing
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I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux
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Too bad there’s no app to neutralize your B.O
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While you’re lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long
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I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom
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[Nerd:]
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Sure, grooming’s not my thing
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But I don’t care
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I look so good in chain-mail
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That it’s not Renaissance Faire
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[Geek:]
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Doesn't LARP stand for loser and reject party?
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I’d rather cosplay with hotties
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Than play fake army
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I tried Dungeons and Dragons once
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And I died... of boredom
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But I’ll still kick your Assassin’s Creed post-mortem
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Mario Party’s the only one you get invited to
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Your life is like Skyrim
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An endless quest of Solitude
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[Nerd:]
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Ooo, you beat Angry Birds
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You’re not a gamer ‘cause you battle your friends with words
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You click on cute icons
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I execute commands
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Do you really need a “genius” to teach you Garage Band?
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[Geek:]
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I landed the first ROFLCOPTER
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And took in orphans when I was 12 ‘cause I’m an early adopter
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I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb
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Okay, maybe not, but I can Yelp us some good pho to eat
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[Nerd:]
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You need 16 gigs of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs Doc?!
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I keep an actual ram in my PC! His name is Spock
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[Geek:]
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I’m a new console
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Your face is birth control
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I troll Brony sites
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You look like an actual troll
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[Nerd:]
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I’m fluent in C++
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[std::cout
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Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek
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| Rhett & Link |
