Short people got no reason
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Short people got no reason
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Short people got no reason to live
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They got little hands
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Little eyes
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They walk around
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Tellin' great big lies
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They got little noses
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Tiny little teeth
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They wear platform shoes
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On their nasty little feet
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Well, I don't want no short people
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Don't want no short people
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Don't want no short people round here
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Short people are just the same
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As you and I
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(A Fool Such As I)
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All men are brothers
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Until the day they die
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(It's a wonderful world)
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Short people got nobody
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Short people got nobody
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Short people got nobody to love
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They got little baby legs
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They stand so low
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You got to pick 'em up
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Just to say hello
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They got little cars
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That go beep, beep, beep
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They got little voices
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Goin' peep, peep, peep
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They got grubby little fingers
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And dirty little minds
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They're gonna get you every time
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Well, I don't want no short people
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Don't want no short people
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Don't want no short people' round here
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Short People
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| Randy Newman |
