Moved into my apartment at the U-N-iversity.
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The only one who lives here is me. So why's the phone ring all day
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long.I got no friends expect Mike and he's gone for the summer.
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And I just want some peace and quiet, come to my room and
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it's a telephone riot. Ring-a-ling-a-ling,
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Every time I take a step, can't eat, can't sleep, can't breath, can't get.
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Any of my work done, cuz people keep callin' with the same damn question.
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(Hello, is Shaniqua there?)
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Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year.
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I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T.
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(You mean Shaniqua's brother?)
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Man, can't you just leave me alone,
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this ain't shaniqua's house this ain't her phone.
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and don't call back again, cuz if ya
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do ya know the answer man.
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[Chorus:]
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Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x]
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(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no
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Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x]
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(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no
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I wonder who Shaniqua is. What she does and where she lives.
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If she a pothead with too many zits. A movie star with
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inflatable tits. Does she take the train, or drive in a car.
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Work in the office, or down at the bar. How the hell should I
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know she could be Albino for all I care.
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(Hello, Is Shaniqua there?)
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Yea she is, but she can't talk now.
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She's busy milking are purple cow. and talking to the easter bunny.
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(Man you think your funny)
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Shut up, beavis! I told you six times befo'. Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
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[Chorus]
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Check my machine on Friday, there
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were 22 messages. Man I can't win at this. One said:
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(this is for the kid livin' with Shaniqua, you want that trick you can keep her)
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Will this ever seise, so I can get some sleep.
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Shaniqua moved out leave ya message at the beep. (Beep)
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(Yo)
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(Shaniqua)
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(I love you)
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(Call me)
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(Kiss Kiss)
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[Chorus until the end]
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Shaniqua
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| Little T & One Track Mike |
