[Verse 1]
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Welcome to the evening news, I thank you all for tuning in,
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Yes I´m your host and your journalist and Chamillionaire so let the news begin,
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All helicopters out in the streets look at the screen let´s zoom it in,
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Cause Cashis is at the scene, hey Cashis how are you my friend,
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Got time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews),
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No time to trip so don´t get confused, cause this type of news depends on interviews,
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Got time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews),
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You know I keep my ear to the streets so it´s up to me to bring you the truth,
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I saw a movie were George Bush had a bearded man on his squad so,
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So much power from oil money that poor folks can´t seed by him,
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No problem, Osama, Bin Laden, been hidin´,
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So long them pictures all starting to look like him on the milk cartons,
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Don Imus made comments that made everybody forget about him,
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That´s him, Anna Nicole got pregant and had kids by him,
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Rest in peace to Virgina Tech, too many innocent kids dyin´,
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Well let´s just blame hip hop and act like that´s the big problem,
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[Hook]
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Now I would give you news about Katrina, but you know I can´t talk about Katrina,
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Cause everytime I talk about Katrina, they look at me like it´s a misdeamenor,
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Anyways there´s ´way more important stuff that we can discuss,
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George Bush is playing golf, everybody hush, he´s about to puttin
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[Chorus]
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Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
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Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
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Sending the troops to the war so I turn it,
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To today´s evening news
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And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
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And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
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And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
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This is the evening news
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[Verse 2]
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I know you take offense to certain words, but I´ve heard worse, but I won´t blame ya,
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They say he´s a entertainer but don´t worry about it, never mind Cramer,
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Crocidile Hunter got stung, and the lion turned on the lion tamer,
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We keep sending troops to Iraq, I figured that we must like danger,
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Little kids don´t learn in school they go to school to go spray a gun,
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If you a parent, then be a parent, get off the couch and go raise your son,
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Kobe just broke another record today´s game he ain´t eighty-one,
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Now he saying he´s number 1, but yesterday they had hated dumb,
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OJ was named innocent, he got no sentence and he´s still alive,
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It´s very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die,
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Well now my q-card says the price of gas isn´t very high,
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But I´m not going to read that cause we all know that that´s a lie
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[Chorus]
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Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
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Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
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Sending the troops to the war so I turn it,
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To today´s evening news
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And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
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And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
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And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
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This is the evening news
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[Verse 3]
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We still haven´t found Pac´s killer, still haven´t found Biggie´s either,
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Thirty minutes into the case they got tired and took a breather,
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Snoop Dogg just got arrested, everyday he gets a new sepina,
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Innocent when murder was the case so the prosacution got a middle finger,
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Hip Hop is sweeping the nation, but the contents seem so degrading,
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Most rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipating,
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If you don´t like it on the radio or the television then switch the station,
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Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings, Bill O´Rielly somewhere is hating,
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Kanye just said WHAT? the president ain´t got time for that,
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The White House is goning to stay white even tho´ we know Obama´s black,
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9/11 was a calculation, and some would say it was a timed attack,
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The Morning News
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| Chamillionaire (차밀리어네어) |
