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may i have yr attention please
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may i have yr attention please
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will the real slim shady please shut up
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i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up
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we're gonna have a problem here
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y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
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his rhymes are a bore punkbitch tryin' to be hardcore
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marshall mathers back worse than before makin' us snore,
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whinin' in the microphone
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it's return of the... oh wait, no way, you're a fool,
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you didn't pay money for this cd did you?
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and dr dre did everything you idiot
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without dre's beats yr as good as dead
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the world's had enough of eminem
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diggy diggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him
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look at him walkin' around livin' off dre,
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actin' so cool. but he's really kind of weak though
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little twit blasts me on his new cd
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why? because i turned him down for a date *tee hee*
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as for the question of who came first
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was it carson daly or was it fred durst
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i'm sorry slim but this is gonna hurt
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they both came closer than you ever will, jerk
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yr song is on my nerves
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yr song is on my nerves
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yr kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve
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that is the message that i deliver to little kids
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that you become famous and never know what talent is
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of course they're gonna like you
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of course they do
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yr like a cartoon version of rick schroder on silver spoons
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you ain't nuthin' but a product, packaged to be bought up
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you know a year from now you won't be thought of
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so you write about dead animals and cannibals and some day
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you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
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and there's a million women just like me
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that think like me, that all can see
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that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
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so if you agree, scream loudly with me
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yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
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you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
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so won't the real slim shady please shut up
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please shut up please shut up
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yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
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you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
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so won't the real slim shady please shut up
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please shut up please shut up
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Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up
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| Emily Ellis |
