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I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up to blame me for his life,
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I get bunches of roses from another guy and hate mail from his wife,
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I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name likes to make love while watching TV,
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And some guy calls me in the middle of the night just so I can hear him breathe
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Chorus:
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Lucky Me,
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Lucky, Lucky Me
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I have everything in the whole wide world a girl could ever need,
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Lucky Me (lucky, lucky, little old me)
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I've got a great car, it's a red convertible made by Mattel,
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Got a nice house in the suburbs, with 'hell's angels' as neighbours as well,
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I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college and I wanna study dentistry,
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But my folks just want me married,
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And popping out the grandkids, to keep them company
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Chorus x 2
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I think I wanna join the hari chrishnas,
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Give up all my worldly goods and cut off all my hair,
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There's nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy,
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When I'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere
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Well I've got my tamagotchi,
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And I've got my wristwatch wrong,
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I've got so many friends on the internet, I could never be alone,
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I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax, but not enough to quit my job,
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Got a fool's gold ring and credit card debt, psychiatrist for my dog
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Chorus x 4
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lucky me
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| Bachelor Girl |
