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[Featuring Silk E]
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[E 40]
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The names have been changed to protect the innocent
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The Adventures of Lieutenant Roast a Botch & Sherrie Stack a grip
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Ay ay ay ay!! Nigga pull that muthafucka ay! Ay!
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Hold on playboy aiy pull that muthafucka over dude
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Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu!!
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[Silk E]
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I know he is not about to bring his muthafuckin ass over here
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[E 40]
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Buu!!! Huh?
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[Silk E]
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Damn!
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[E 40]
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You had a smile on your face yesterday why you lookin mean today?
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[Silk-E]
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I was tryin to holla at your patna that's why
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I say, uh-oh, look out danger
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Captain Save a Hoe with the Rescue Rangers
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You wanna holla right
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Hell naw you ain't gettin at this
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While you was in the Hall of Game you should've checked my exibit
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Lieutenant Roast a who, I'll leave you balless
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Always can come, this ain't no bench you fuckin walrus
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I'm Sherrie Stack a Grip
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Known for slappin niggas in shit
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I'll take your refrigerator and your bank roll bitch
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Only way you gone see this
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If it's under your tongue
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Get out my face you fuckin eclipse, you're blockin my sun
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(car tires skeeting)
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[E-40]
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Bitch what the fuck you talkin bout?
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It ain't like you some kind of notch or somethin
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You know what Im sayin? Bitch
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I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch, you didn't know it huh?
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Captain Save a Hoe
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Bitch that's my long distance cousin from Boise, Idaho
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We cake patnas, but dude be savin hoes
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And I be savin marbles
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It's a long ass distance between me and that fool
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Cause he's one of them modest fellows
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And I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch known for roastin hoes like
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marshmellows
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Let you tell it cause you a strong black sista about your clout
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Knowin you ain't got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out
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Are you itchin caging about sexin
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Irritated by your yeast infection
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She's a lazy hoe, y'all seen her
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Sit in her ass all day and watch Jerry Springer
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Ten kids by ten different dicks
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Biotch!! Your whole house smell like piss
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(Chorus)
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[Silk-E]
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If it ain't about jack, it aint about shit
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[E-40]
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Throw it, money, fonky cock oh yeah
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Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
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Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
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[Silk-E]
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Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a
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Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a
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[E-40]
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Aten-hut!!
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Stand at attention cause one of the main thangs you need to learn
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Is to shut the fuck up while tycoons is talkin
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Raise your hand and don't be speakin out of tongues
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Only when told to speak, spoke
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Only time you laugh is when I tell a joke
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[Silk-E]
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Nigga damn your personality
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You're never gettin no ass from me
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Big, beared muthafucka couldn't get no pussy, sittin there mad at me
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Ain't it about business for Pillsbury to be smokin on Swishers
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Lieutenant look like you roastin more turkeys than bitches
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With your fat ass
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Fix your cash in a grab bag
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By the time you touch your toes
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Muthafucka I'll be in Baghdad
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[E-40]
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Oooo!! I heard your pussy went platinum
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Colomena serpants, herpes, chlymadia and abdimum
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Sherrie Stack a Grip nicknamed
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Sherrie Stuff a Dick The Ratchet Mouth Biotch!!
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See I go hard on a bitch
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Like my little cousin
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Said those rappin ass brothers from Dallas go hard black
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Gold diggin bitch I ain't got no scratch
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[Silk-E]
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Ah nigga Sherrie Stack a Grip don't give a fuck about that
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(Chorus)
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[Silk-E]
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Why are you screamin at me are you mad from frustration
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It ain't my fault you still masturbatin
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If youse a balla muthafucka help me recognize
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Roll over this fifty dollar bill and give me ten fives
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You weak dick havin, roach clip needin
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Wheezin tryin to breath oversleepin ass nigga
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With your fat ass
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Always wanna holla sittin there stank
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With your fat ass
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Cheesy knuckles marinatin with your drank
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Hey fat ass!!!
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You best go tender your Phillies
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Paw lubricated, dick in hand
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Poppin chicken like skillets
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I hold your account like clothes
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Oh God you quit it
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You don't believe me
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Call your bank and go and ask your bitch
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[E-40]
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Haven't you noticed
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Put your hand in front of your mout and smell it yourself
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Oh, bitch that's halitosis
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When the last time you saw a doctor about your health
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Oh you hoes, talkin bout you got the flu
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Ignorin do-do gums you cant avoid
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Somebody give this hoe a Altoid
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Would you please put some lotion on them scuffed up, ashy knees
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Clothes lookin like the need to see a dry cleaners
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You actin bad with your imitation powder bag
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I know your history hoe
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Thunderbird and grape Kool-Aid
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You remember suckin dicks in the seventh grade
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All you needed is some bamma and a couple hits
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That's why the sa-habs called you
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Sherrie Stuff a Dick the Ratchet Mouth
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Biotch
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Lieutenant Roast A Botch
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