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Intro: [Master P]
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Are you ready to boldly go,
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where no family has gone before?
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The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.
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Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,
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Captain Kirk, has arrived.
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Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk will save you,
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and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame you
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are lookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?
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Are you ready? [Yes I Am!!!!]
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1st Verse: [Master P -- Fiend]
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Master P:
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Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
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but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'
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captain?
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All the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,
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I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
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I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees,
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No Limit niggas don't say hoes,
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ain't no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
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Fiend:
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Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in work
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I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk.
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Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin',
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come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.
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Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act,
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and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
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On top of that,
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the bitch fat!!!
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Makin' a career off this nigga,
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and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to this nigga,
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go figga,
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all she wanted was that man to change,
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but if it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the brains.
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Chorus:
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Captain Kirk, can you save me?
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Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
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Captain Kirk, can you save me?
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Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
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Captain Kirk, can you save me?
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Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
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Captain Kirk, can you save me?
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Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
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Verse Two: [Silkk The Shocker]
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See I met this bad ass trick,
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I mean this bad ass bitch.
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Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit.
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I bought her lunch the first time,
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but see there trick that's nuthin' but game,
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I hit it one time and they be callin' back,
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talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?".
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And she had the nerve to tell me,
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if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,
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I told her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,
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then none of yo' clit defeats the purpose.
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Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,
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I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs.
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Simply, a bitch might give you some weed,
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a bitch might give you a buck,
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man, but since you my boy you
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better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
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Take the game from this show bug,
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cuz Silkk ain't no love.
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I give'em a little somethin', but at the end I
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take'em back and get the most love.
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And ain't no beam'em up Scotty,
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ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.
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It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
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all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,
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bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in
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approximately five minutes.
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Chorus
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Verse Three: [Mystikal]
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Aww HOLD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
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my mama done got me bent.
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What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
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and where the fuck I went?
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Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,
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if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuz
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you quick with that pleasure.
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You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,
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I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL.
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I can't seem to satisfy you,
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bitch she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!!
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They really ain't paid, but you gotta hand it,
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this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made
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and ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
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bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a nigga man
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do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
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give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.
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Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
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behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got
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trampled like that cuz that ass whoopin' been due.
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It's thinkin' like that, that make it hard,
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for me and the rest of my niggas.
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Mean these tramps they it like weed,
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SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!!
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Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work,
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This Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
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NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chorus
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Outro:
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-Girl
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Captain Kirk, you know I have six kids,
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even though they ain't from you,
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baby my kids love you.
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Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV,
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I know you pay the rent.
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Even though I ain't gave you none in the last year,
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baby we need a brand new car boo,
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six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four door V-12.
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Oh I took that extra checkbook,
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I need my... hair, nails, toes did,
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I want a brand new house,
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a five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
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don't forget to pick up some pampers and milk.
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Also I chose pickles, and Ice Cream.
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I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your finally
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gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
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pick up your cape out the cleaners.
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[Master P]
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Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be beaming up out of
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the ghetto in five seconds,
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four,
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three,
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two,
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one.
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[Sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking off
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and flying away]
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Captain Kirk
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| Master P, Mystikal, Fiend, Sil |
