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The Boa Constrictor Ate My Wife Last Night
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This week at the pet store I bought a snake
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I brought him home with me and I called him Jake
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Last night I woke up from an awful dream
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The last thing that I heard was my wife scream
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Wow the Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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The Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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Ate my wife and ate her sister
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I love that Boa Constrictor
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Well the Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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He slithered from the house out to the street
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And then he spied a cop upon his beat
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And I have just one question
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Did Jake get indigestion
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Oh the Boa Constrictor ate the heat last night
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Wow the Boa Constrictor ate the heat last night
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The Boa Constrictor ate the heat last night
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And I have just one question
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Did Jake get indigestion
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Oh the Boa Constrictor ate the heat last night
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Take it away Thrill Band
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Oh Jake returned to me late tonight
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And once again I woke up in a fright
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Cuz he's looking strange at me
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And I can tell that he's hungry
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Oh the Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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Wow the Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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The Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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Ate my wife and ate her sister
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I love that Boa Constrictor
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Oh the Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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The Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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The Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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Ate my wife and ate her sister
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I love that Boa Constrictor
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Oh the Boa Constrictor ate my wife last night
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Alright
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The Boa Constrictor Ate My Wife Last Night
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| Simon Stokes |