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I'm just a happy freakin' guy
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And I'm at the grocery store
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Frozen pizza, cokes and chips,
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Hey! I don't need much more.
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A couple of beers and a butterhorn
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And some chinese food to go.
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I'm just a happy freakin' guy
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Cruisin through the grocery store.
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I stumble to the kitchen in my underwear
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And much to my chagrin, I find my cupboards bare.
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So I slip into some slippers and I put on a robe,
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and it's off to the supermarket I go.
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Corn pops, Sugar Smacks, Toasted Nuts and Honey.
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Cocoa Puffs, Fruit Loops, and Trix witht the bunny.
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Apple Jacks, Frosted Flakes, one box a day.
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I fill up my cart and I'm on my way, because..
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I got me a cart and it goes real fast, and I'm bookin' down aisle one.
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And I got me a list and I'm ready to roll, got to get the shoppin' done.
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Now wait right here, I'm the grocery cop, let's see what you got in the cart.
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What you got here don't look too good, this greasy food makes you fart.
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You got nothing healthy, nothing good and nothing that will make you strong.
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Chips and beers and butterhorns, why they'll kill you before too long.
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Now wait right here Mr. Grocery Cop, what would you rather do?
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Eat nothing but birdseed celery and grits or die with a belly of brew?
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Come on now say!..
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Flintstone vitamins, cool whip, buckbin,
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night light, tri-tip, Pampers, bean dip
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buttermilk biscuits, toothpaste, lipstick,
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creamed corn, tatertots, fruit loops, red hots.
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Full cart, loose wheel, sharp turn, oh hell.
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Look out, tailspin, here we go again! Auuugghh!!!
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Grocery Shopping Like a Tough Guy
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| Big Bad Tough Guy |
