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What the hell's a ninja?
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(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
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It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
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Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
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not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
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as a part of ninjitsu
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(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
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mutha'fuckin' ninja)
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no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!
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Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai
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so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
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I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
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n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls
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cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
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everybody'd hang around, we were all down
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but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
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n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
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I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
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as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
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what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
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you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
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I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
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first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
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everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
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DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
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(chorus)
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Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja(X3)
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Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'(allX2)
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After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
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all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
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and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
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I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
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I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
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he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
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I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
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I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
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I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
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why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
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I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
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when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
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"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
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I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack(Ahhhh)
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I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
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DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
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(repeat chorus)
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If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
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I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
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I flip frenchfries for $2.25
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Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
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but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
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I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
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I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
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cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
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so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
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screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
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mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
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just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
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I thought him out, takin' money, just steal
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n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
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but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
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n' I don't even need ta be a ninja
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(repeat chorusX7)
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Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah
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FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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Ninja
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Insane Clown Posse |