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When You're Hot You're Hot
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Artist: Jerry Reed (peak Billboard position # 9 in 1971)
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previously a # 21 hit for Porter Wagoner in 1969
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Words and Music by Jerry R. Hubbard
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Well me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley
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Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley
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And I kept rollin' them sevens , winnin' all them pots
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My luck was so good I could do no wrong
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I jest kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones
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And finally they jest threw up their hands and said
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"When you hot, you hot"
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I said "Yeah?"
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When you're hot, you're hot
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And when you're not, you're not
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Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again
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When you're hot, you're hot
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(La la la la la la la) (La la la la la)
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(La la la la la la la, when you're hot, you're hot)
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Well, now every time I rolled them dice I'd win
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And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again
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When I heard somethin' behind me
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I turned around and there was a big old cop
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He said "Hello, boys" and then he gave us a grin 'n' said
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"Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in
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And keep all that money for evidence"
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I said, "Well, son when you hot, you hot"
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He said "Yeah"
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When you're hot, you're hot
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And when you're not, you're not
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You can 'splain it all down at City Hall
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I say, yeah, when you're hot, you're hot
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You're hot
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(La la la la la la la) (La la la la la)
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(La la la la la la la, when you're hot, you're hot)
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Well, when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes
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The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized
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I said "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal"
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"I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot"
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So he gave my friends a little fine to pay
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He turned around and grinned at me and said
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"Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot, you hot"
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'n' I said "Thanks a lot"
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When you're hot, you're hot
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And when you're not, you're not
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He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me
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He said "Well, when you're hot, you're hot"
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I said "well I'll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy, old pal"
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"If you wasn't wearin' that black robe I'd take out in back of this courthouse
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>>>>"And I'd try a little bit of your honor on"
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"You understand that, you hillbilly?"
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"Who gonna collect my welfare?"
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(When you're hot, you're hot")
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"Pay for my Cadillac?"
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Whadda you mean 'contempt of court'?"
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(When you're hot, you're hot")
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"Judge"
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When Youre Hot Youre Hot
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| Jerry Reed |