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(uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah
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when I'm not at home, beating my shit to death
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I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album
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This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still mad as hell...fuck you)
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(Eminem)
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I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy
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With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy!
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(Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!!
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(Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre's Beats!!!
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Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
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At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!)
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Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
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At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
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But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!)
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Every bullet came from the same gun
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Just from different angles, cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from
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(Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window Shady)
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<crash> (Ahhhh!!) Pay me
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(Madd Rapper)
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Psych, no way fucked up in the head
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Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait)
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I'm a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
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Or I just might start a fist fight instead
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See as far as the dough go
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I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco
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Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
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Jump turnstyles, then run from po po
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Chorus: (2x)
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Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
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Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
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Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy
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Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)
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(Madd Rapper)
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Yo yo, i wish I'd been aborted
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My pockets got a shortage
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Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it
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I'm tryin to sell a O', my pops tryin' to snort it
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My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
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I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
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Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!)
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Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
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Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...
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(Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit's crazy man... oohhhh..... This is
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incredible... ohhh....)
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Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself
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You a crazy white dude and u need some help, word
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(Eminem)
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I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
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What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
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I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes
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Leave you eight stitches, what I'm gay cause I hate bitches?
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Slut dont be nice to me, I've had it with girls
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And i'll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)
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You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin' brains out
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Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
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Spread out on a blood stained couch
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In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
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I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
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In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores **whistling**
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Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
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I'll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it
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Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you
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I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, dont vacuum!!!
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Chorus (2x)
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Stir Crazy
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| Madd Rapper f/ Eminem |
