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Ay yo, when I shoot a rhyme I make you shudder
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I shitter shatter MC's for tryin to steal my butter
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He's bitter cuz I'm better, so now he drinks the bottle
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I did a dirty duty with a cutie she's a model
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I met her at the party scoped her body, name was Patty
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She's pregnant with a shorty, said that I'm the baby's daddy
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Just paper(?) sweet potatoes nine months later had a daughter
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Coulda said "I'll see ya later" but I stayed to child support her
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I didn't love the baby's mother
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Now she's colder cuz I told her
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For the better that my other lady's name was Heather
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She's like whatever, whatever, a tear she cried it but she dried it
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Deeply hurted, broken hearted, but she tried to hide it
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But finally she pleaded that she didn't want to end it or suspend it
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She wanted me to sever ties with Heather
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So we could be together
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I said I'd think about it, but I know she don't believe it
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She kissed me on my cheek and as she drove away she speeded
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The next day, I'm greeted by her mother
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Oh brother, she think I'm stupid
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Tryin to play cupid undercover
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Talkin about how me and Patty made the cutest couple
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Then invited me for supper
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Now don't think that I'm petty
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But I know what desperate ladies put in their spaghetti
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That's why I told her that I ate already
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Oh shmack, the hell?
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Ay yo, ay yo, check this out
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Yo, after we parted that's when trouble started
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Patty was actin all retarded
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I tried to disregard it but she keeps playin on my phone and blowin up my pager
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I wonder, how she keep gettin my number?
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But I find out later Patty was a good friend of Brenda, the operator
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I didn't sweat it
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I coulda did something about it, but forgive and forget
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The next day I got a letter
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Yeah, you know who wrote it
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I can't quote it in the same exact words she stated
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But it was saying something about the times that we dated
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The baby we created
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She said she hated me for leaving
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And soon she would get even
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Sincerely, Patricia Stevens
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After I read it, I knew where this was headed
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And I couldn't let it go no further, not even a little
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Right in the middle of this thought I was caught by surprise
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It was a call from the hospital
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Somebody named Dr. Evans
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Telling me that my lovely Heather was in room 311
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So pedal to the metal I got there in seven seconds
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She's alive on my arrival, even though the signs are vital
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I asked the doc what happened
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A hit and run accident and not a single witness police never caught the driver
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Deep inside I knew that Patty did this
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Yo, so if you find true love, hold on til the end
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Cuz we all know the women outnumber the men
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I caught one to play me close like her name was Glenn
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And I'll be damned if I ever let it happen again
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Fatal Attraction [repeated over scratches]
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Yea, yea, I caught one to play me close like her name was Glenn
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Glen Close
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| Binary Star |
