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A fine romance with no kisses
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A fine romance, my friend, this is
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We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
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But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
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A fine romance, you won't nestle
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A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
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You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
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You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
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A fine romance, my good fellow
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You take romance, I'll take Jello
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You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
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At least they flap their fins to express emotion
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A fine romance, my dear Duchess
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Two old fogies, we really need crutches
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You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce)
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I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance
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A fine romance, my good woman
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My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
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You never give those orchids I send a glance
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They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
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This is a fine romance!
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A Fine Romance
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| Fred Astaire |
