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The Fairies Came
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I met a boy in a bar last night
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He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth
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I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night
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The fairies came into his room
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The fairies came
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The fairies came
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The fairies came that night
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The fairies came into his room
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Worked on a barge in Ontario
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The captain was a slimy f--king drunk
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We hit a reef, and it was scary-o
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The oil all leaked out, and then we sunk
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The fairies came
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The fairies came
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The fairies came that night
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The fairies came and drove us home
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I met a girl on the ferry boat
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She had wings, and gold dust in her teeth
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Then I reached down and felt her magic wand
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And I realized that he was just like me
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That fairy came
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That fairy came
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That fairy came that night
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That fairy came to be my best friend Carl
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Walked on a bridge
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Walked on a bridge
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Oh where's my bridge?
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Yeah, yeah, one, two, three, four
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La la la la la la la la la
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La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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I got a job at a fast food joint
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I sold Coke and straws by the pound
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My fairy godmother laughed at me
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And she kicked my sorry ass right out of town
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She kicked my ass
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She kicked my ass
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She kicked my sorry ass
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She kicked my ass right out of town
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I met a boy in a bar last night
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He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth
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I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night
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The fairies came into his room
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The fairies came
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The fairies came
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The fairies came that night
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The fairies came into his room
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The Fairies Came
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| Steve Poltz |
