Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian
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Man, it's so hot down here that I'm frying
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Two eggs on the sidewalk, it's a hundred in the shade
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Sippin' on a soda, man, you guys got it made
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Elvis in Hawaii with G.I. Joe
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Tourists in grass skirts dancing by the ocean
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Home Shopping Network in a neon glow
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Umbrellas in my drink while you're rubbing in the lotion
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Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian
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And lonely young girls in their rooms left crying
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Forgotten birthdays and mislayed plans
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"Dear John" letters and neon tans
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Faded old postcards from far away places
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Ice box winters with ten feet of snow
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The smoky old bar rooms and the hollowed faces
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I'd rather be where the balmy breezes blow
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Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian
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The only things certain are taxes and dying
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Family vacations and mislayed plans
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"Dear John" letters and neon tans
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We got vodka from Russia and Iowa corn
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Nagasaki sushi and cigars from Cuba
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Computer romance and internet porn
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I dream of beaches with long boards and scuba
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Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian
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Man, it's so cold up here that I'm crying
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Don't put your tongue on a flagpole it might rip off the skin
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I'm drinking bargain priced vodka and eating hot dogs from the tin
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Hawaiian songs that don't sound Hawaiian
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Hawaiian Songs That Don't Sound Hawaiian
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| Steve Poltz |
