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In today's news the ever controversial
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Tupac Shakur just released another album
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under the alias Makaveli.
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Music insiders are running wild
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trying to rearrange other artistry dates
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in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.
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Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album,
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resources tell me a number of less fortunate rapper's
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have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate
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the character of not only Mr. Shakur
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but of Death Row Records as well.
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Nas the alleged ring leader of is furious
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of Tupac's excuse me, Makaveli's verbal assault
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on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rapper's.
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Jay Z of Hawaiian soapy fame,
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Big Little whatever and several other corny sounding motherfuckas
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are understandibly shakin up by this release.
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The question everbody wants to know is
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"Why'd they get this nigga started?"
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Tupac rather, Makaveli was not available
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for comment but released this statement:
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"IT'S NOT ABOUT EAST OR WEST.
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IT'S ABOUT NIGGAS AND BYTCHEZ,
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POWER AND MONEY, RIDAHZ AND PUNKZ.
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WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?"
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Intro
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| Tupac Shakur |
