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We went one day about a month ago (ha ha ha) to have a little fun (ah ha) in Mexico.
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We ended up in a gambling spot (ha ha ha) where the liquor flowed and the dice were hot.
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So, here we are in the Tijuana jail. Ain't got no friends to go our bail.
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So, here we'll stay 'cause we can't pay. Just send our mail to the Tijuana jail.
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I was shooting dice, raking in the dough (long green) and then I heard a whistle blow.
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We started to run when a man in blue said, "Senor, come with me 'cause I want you."
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Just five hundred dollars and they'll set us free. I couldn't raise a penny if they threatened me.
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I know five hundred don't sound like much (cheap), but just try to find somebody to touch.
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(Chorus, twice)
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THE TIJUANA JAIL
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| Denny Thompson |
