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May I have your attention please?
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May I have your attention please?
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Will the real slim shady please shut up?
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I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
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We're gonna have a problem here.
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Y'all act like you never heard a white person before.
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His rhymes are bore, punk kids trying to be hard core (Yo! What's up??)
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Marshall Mather is back worse than before
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Making us snore, whining in the microphone
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It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
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You didn't pay money for this CD did you?
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And Dr, Dre did everything you idiot, without Dre's defense you're as good as dead.
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World's had enough of Eminem (Jiggy Jiggy)
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Even his girlfriend's cheating on him.
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Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kind a weak though.
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Little twit blasts me on his new cd
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Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (heehee)
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As for the question of who came first, was it Carson DAly or was it Fred Durst?
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I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt, They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.
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Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves.
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You're kind a lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
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That is the message that I deliver to little kids
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You can become famous and never know what talent is.
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Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
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You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons.
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You ain't nothing but a product, packaged to be bought up
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You know a year from now you won't be thought of.
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So you write about dead anials and cannibals
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And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.
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And there's a million women just like me, that hink like me, that all can see that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty.
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So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!
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You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
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You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating.
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So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?
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You're Slim shady, yes you're the real shady,
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You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating
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So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up please shut up!!!!!!!
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The real slim shady
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| Christina Aguilera |
