May I have your attention please? (2x)
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Will the real slim shady please shut up?
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I repeat: will the real slim shady please shut up?
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We're gonna have a problem here.
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Ya'll act like u never heard a WHITE person before,
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his rhymes are a bore,
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punk kid trying to be hard core.(Yo what's up?)
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But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before,
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making us snore,
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whining in the microphone!(baby crying)
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Its the return of the-Oh wait!
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No wait...
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You're a fool!
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You didn't pay money for this CD did u?
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And Dr. Dre did (dre laughing)
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Everything u idiot!
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Without Dre's defense u'r as good as dead!
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The world's had enough of Eminem!
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Chicky Chicky,even his girlfriend's cheating on him.
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Look at him, walking around, livin off Dre,
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acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.
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Little twit blast me on his new CD?
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Whyyy? 'cuz I turned him down for a date, hehe!
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As for the question of who came first?
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Was it Carson Daley or was it Fred Durst?
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I'm sorry Slim but this is gunna hurt,
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they both came closer than you ever will, jerk!
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Your song is on my nerves (x2)
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You're kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve.
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That is the message I deliver to little kids
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You can become famous and never know what talent is.
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Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do!
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Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons!
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You aint nothing but a product
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Packaged to be bought-up!
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You know a year from now, you won't be thought of!
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So you write about dead animals and cannibals,
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And someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.(dog woof)
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And there's a million women just like me,
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Who think like me,
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and all can see,
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that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty!
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So if you agree, scream louder than me!
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Your Slim Shady,
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yes your the real Shady,
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you sound like Peter Brady,
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you get quite irritating!
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So won't the real slim shady please shut up,
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please shut up, please shut up?(2x)
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Will the real Slim Shady please shut up
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| Christina Aguilera |
