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Grandma needs new dentures
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To eat the crust on pizza
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Been taken out by her daughter
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Because she thought she oughta
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The kids are eating Snickers
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Because they're so delicious
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Then there's sticky fingers
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And mother loses her knickers
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Bank holiday comes six times a year
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Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
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Bank holiday comes with a six pack of beer
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Then it's back to work
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A-g-a-i-n
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Barbecue is cooking
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Sausages and chicken
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The patio is buzzing
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And neighbors they are looking
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John is down the fun pub
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Drinking lots of lager
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Girls and boys are on the game
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And all the high streets look the same
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Bank Holiday
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