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TROGLODYTE (CAVE MAN)
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Jimmy Castor [Bunch]
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Note: While there is a pounding beat in the background, the
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song is spoken rather than sung
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What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
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When the only people that existed were troglodytes...cave men...
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cave women...Neanderthal...troglodytes. Let's take the average
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cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up,
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try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this:
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"Dance...dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look
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in the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a
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woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the
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woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look
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around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here...come here".
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He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause
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it might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd
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be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there,
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wet and frightened. He said: "Move...move". She got up. She was a
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big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one
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of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said:
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"Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me
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sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him.
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She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said
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(falsetto):
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"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto):
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"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way
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back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto)
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"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
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Hotpants! Ugh...ugh...ugh".
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Troglodyte (cave Man)
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| The Jimmy Castor Bunch |
