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Too Fat Polka
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Arthur Godfrey
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Words and music by Ross MacLean and Arthur Richardson.
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Best-selling record by Arthur Godfrey.
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(chorus 1)
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Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
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She's too fat for me.
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She's too fat for me,
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She's too fat for me.
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I don't want her, you can have her,
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Please do that for me.
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She's too fat, she's too fat,
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She's too fat for me.
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I get dizzy, I get numbo
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When I'm dancing
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With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.
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(chorus 2)
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I don't want her, you can have her,
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She's too fat for me.
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She's too fat for me,
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She's too fat for me.
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I don't want her, you can have her,
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She's too fat for me,
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She's too fat,
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She's too fat,
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She's too fat for me. Oh,
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(repeat chorus 1, then)
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She's a twosome, she's a foursome
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If she'd lose some,
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I would like her more some.
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(repeat chorus 1)
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From: Gloria "Montcomags"
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Too Fat Polka
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| Arthur Godfrey |
