Dance: ten; Looks; three.
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And I' still on unemployment,
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Dancing for my own enjoyment.
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That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
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"Dance: ten; Looks; three,"
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I like to die!
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Left the theatre and
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Called the doctor for
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My appointment to buy
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Tits and ass.
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Bought myself a fancy pair.
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Tightened up the derriere.
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Did the nose with it.
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All that goes with it.
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Tits and ass!
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Had the bingo-bongos done.
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Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
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Tits and ass won't get you jobs
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Unless they're yours.
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Didn't cost a fortune neither.
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Didn't hurt my sex life either.
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Flat and sassy,
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I would get the strays and losers.
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Beggars really can't be choosers.
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That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.
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Fised the chassis.
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"How do you do!"
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Life turned into and
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Endless medley of
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"Gee it had to be you!"
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Why?
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Tits and ass!
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Where the cupboard once was bare
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Now you knock and someone's there.
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You have got 'em, hey.
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Top to bottom, hey.
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It's a gas!
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Just a dash of silicone.
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Shake your new maracas and you fine!
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Tits and ass can change your life.
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They sure changed mine.
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Have it all done.
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Honey, take my word.
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Grab a cab, c'mon.
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See the wizard on
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Park and Seventy-Third
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For
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Tits and ass.
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Orchestra or balcony.
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What they want is whatcha see.
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Keep the best of you.
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Do the rest of you.
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Pits or class.
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I have never seen it fail.
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Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
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Tits and ass,
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Yes, tits and ass
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Have changed
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My Life!
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Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
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| Edward Kleban |
