I can do the somber
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Like in November
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Then rock a crowd while I'm in my pajamas
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Like Tito Puente
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I am muy caliente
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Fuck Kunta Kinte
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Cuz Son is the sensei
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I funk with the black belt
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You better step back hell
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I can Get Smart
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Just like Agent Maxwell
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I don't give a fuck G
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Hey hey we're the Monkees
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I'll rock a rhyme to the end of the month see
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I go on and on
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Like a marathon
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I sing like Sarah Vaughn
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But like the underground
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I flip through some kung-fu
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You know that I've come to
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Freak the ill shit
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You just can't undo
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Chorus:
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Son, get it funky (I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em) (4x)
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Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em)
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I can get symphonic
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Like Harry Connick
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Or the Philharmonic
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I'll drop atomic
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Vocals, solo
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Like Sonny Bono
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I got you babe... but who's got the pornos?
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I'm iller than a wino
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I'm not an albino
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I charge like a rhino
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You put me in a ???
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When I rob shit, bomb shit
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Some say I'm obnoxious
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I don't give a fuck
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I'll make you feel nauseous
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Row, row your boat
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Gently down the street
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I'll take you all out
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With my funk doobie team
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I got the skills, kid
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Like Rumplestilskin
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I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson
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Singin' soprano
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Move to the piano
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Hey, where's the ???
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Our shit will be in ???
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Chorus (4x
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I shoobee-do-pop
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Hip hop like Sinatra
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I spray my Binaca
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Then shake my maracas
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Hey, it's the swinga
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Fuck a humdinger with a finger
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Yo, it's the ultimate singer
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Kumbaya, yo kumbaya
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Like Belafonte
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But what's Del Monte?
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I kicks the flava
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The ill funk behavior
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Sick like polio
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Wild like a rodeo
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Out there in Kansas
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Punk, check the classic
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Get your ass kicked
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So hop in the casket
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I'm rockin calipso
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Who's got the Nabisco
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I cook like Crisco
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I pump the ill disco
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Chorus (8x
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I`m Shittin On `Em
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