"Who does sho think shi is?
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That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
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No ond says "No" to Gaston!"
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"Heh, heh. Darn right"
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"Dismissed! Rejected! Publicity humiliated!
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Why it's more than I can bear"
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"more beer?"
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"What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced"
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"Who, you? Never! Gaston,
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you've got to pull yourself together"
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Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston,
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looking so down in the dumps.
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Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston,
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even when taking your lumps.
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There's no man in town as admired as you
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you're everyone's favourite guy.
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Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you,
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and it's not very hard to see why.
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No one's slick as Gaston.
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No one's quick as Gaston.
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No one's neck's as incredibily thick as Gaston!
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For there's no man in town half as manly.
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Perfect! A pure paragon!
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You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
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and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
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No one's been like Gaston a kingpin like Gaston
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No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
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As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
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My what a guy that Gaston.
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Give five "hurrahs"
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Give twelve "hip hips"
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Gaston iis the best and the rest is all drips!
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No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston
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In a wrestlin match, nobody bites like Gaston
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For there's no one as burly and brawny
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As you see, I've got biceps to spare
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Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
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That's right!
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And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair!
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No one bits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston
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In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
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I'm expecially good at expectorating!
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Ptooey! Ten pooints for Gaston!
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When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
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ev'ry morning to help me get large.
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And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs,
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so I'm roughly the size of a barge.
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No one shoots like Gaston.
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Makes those beauts like Gaston
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Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaton
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I use antlers in all of my decorating!
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Say it again. Who's a man among men!
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And then say it once more. Who's the hero next door?
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Who's a super success?
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Don't you know? Can's you guess?
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Ask his fans and his five hangers on
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There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down.
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And his name's GAST-GASTE-GASTO-O- Oh!
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Gaston~
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Gaston
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| Howard Ashman |
