I've a beau, his name is Jim,
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He loves me and I love him,
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But he tells me I'm too prim,
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That means I'm too slow.
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I let him rant, I let him rave,
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I let him muss my permanent wave,
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But when he says "Let's misbehave,"
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My reply is "No!"It's not 'cause I wouldn't,
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It's not 'cause I shouldn't,
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And, Lord knows, it's not 'cause I couldn't,
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It's simply becasue I'm the laziest gal in town.
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My poor heart is achin'
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To bring home the bacon,
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And if I'm alone and forsaken,
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It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town.
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Though I'm more than willing to learn
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How these gals get money to burn,
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Ev'ry proposition I turn down,
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'Way down,
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It's not 'cause I wouldn't
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It's not 'cause I shouldn't,
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And, Lord knows, it's not 'cause I couldn't,
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It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town.Nothing ever worries me,
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Nothing ever hurries me.
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I take pleasure leisurely
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Even when I kiss.
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But when I kiss they want some more,
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And wanting more becomes a bore,
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It isn't worth the fighting for,
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So I tell them this:It's not 'cause I wouldn't,
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It's not 'cause I shouldn't,
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And, Lord knows, it's not 'cause I couldn't,
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It's simply becasue I'm the laziest gal in town.
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My poor heart is achin'
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To bring home the bacon,
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And if I'm alone and forsaken,
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It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town.
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Though I'm more than willing to learn
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How these gals get money to burn,
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Ev'ry proposition I turn down,
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'Way down,
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It's not 'cause I wouldn't
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It's not 'cause I shouldn't,
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And, Lord knows, itc12
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Laziest Girl In Town
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| Lisa Ekdahl |