Welcome To My Nightmare, 1975
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Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display,
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little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
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arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection.
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This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
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unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
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raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
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the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black
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Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is
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fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
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You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
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that it attacks the central nervous system causing
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intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
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breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
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and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the
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most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
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possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
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of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
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species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is
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delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity
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- unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
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slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
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this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
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enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
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Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!
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Vincent Price Monologue
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| Alice Cooper |
