I was riding in my chariot, with this freak named Harriet
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She said my stick was treasure, so she knew just where to bury it
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This girl named Sequoia, she was from Illinois-a
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I had to stuff her mouth with her teddy bear, cuz she made hella noise-a
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This freak named Nikita Brown, I rode her like a merry-go-round
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She got to telling all her friends, that it's a new king in town
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I was on my way to Las Vegas when I bumped into Tessy
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She said her nickname was Marvin, cuz when she had sex it got messy
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This freak named Jenny Marquais, so you know I called her Butter
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Cuz when it came to summer sundresses, she had ass like no other
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The steak was always smothered, she was a freak under the covers
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You should have seen my expression, lil' pimpin,
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when I got hit on by her mother
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This young lady named Chanelle, she was fine as hell
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But she was 26, and her son was already twelve
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I was at this little assembly, when I chopped it up with Kimberly
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Hit it, split it, man that freak said she'd love me for infinity
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You should have seen the chemistry, I changed that freak identity
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Seen her at the movies with her man, and the bitch didn't wanna remember me
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This girl named Chamere, she put diamonds in my ears
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But she also tried to put these niggas on me when I slapped her at the pier
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This girl named Cheryl Lynn, she had hella friends
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So when I brought my friends and all her friends,
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then that's when the party began
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This girl named Savannah, she used to love to pout
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But I used to say "Don't even trip, just stick this in your mouth"
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This freak named Miranda, she thought I couldn't stand her
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But yeah, I can stand ya, since I got your ass on camera
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I was riding hard, like Humphrey Bogart, with this freak named Leah
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Even though she was in the car, no one could see her, get it?
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This freak named Raquela, she worked at Pac Bell-a
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She gave me the number to the pager, home, and cellular
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She had a lovely smell-a, ass like a whale-a
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I was wet like a scuba diver from the sex, homeboy let me tell ya
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Chrysler Le Baron, with this chick named Darren
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I was at the mall trying to buy some clothes, and she just kept on starin
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And then came the flarin, she said she hated sharin
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I said "I'm not your man, little freak, so I'm not really carin"
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This gangsta's name was Stallion, she wore gold medallions
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Every other month we'd take a flight, out to Staten Island
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She kept a 9 on the dresser cuz she had dreams of hell
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Even though we in the penthouse suite of a 5-star hotel
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I rock and I rock well, that's what I told Gail
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She's a conceited little fraternity freak, up there at Yale
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Young tender named Divine, I bump in her Alpine
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She was the type that looked so good, it was a motherfuckin crime
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Took her from behind, led her to the ride
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Baby didn't make it home till the sun was 'bout to rise
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Kickin in with Corvette, baby had a Corvette
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She used to come and get young Nickatina from off of the set
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We strikes to the 'jects, she pick up her Lex
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We hit Hotel Nico, you know what came next
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I was payin my bill for cable, when I met up with Sable
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Green eyes, it was a CEO, of a record label
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But I didn't get to hit it, because I met with Bridget
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She was Sable's secretary, that gave me head and digits
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In the parking lot of a club one night, I ran into Kirby
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Freak worked at a beauty shop, said some gangsta's tryin to serve me
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Freak you ain't worthy, your gossip column is through
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And if some cats is after me, I'm right here mackin on you
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Had to pop the collar on my coat, rev up the vogue smoke
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Looked her in the eyes and said "Yeah bitch, you're broke!"
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This girl named Safribi, God she was dreamy
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Met her at a pool party, should have seen her bikini
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This lady's name was Val, her husband was my pal
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She offered me the puddin while he stretched to Rhickers Isle.
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Gave the freak a smile, said "It ain't my style"
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I've known the homie for a while yo, and that would be foul
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Firin up the weed, me and Saint Jean
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We first had locked eyes yo, when we were thirteen
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Kissed at 15, sexed at sixteen
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That's why she's with me right now in the Beam, Tiga!
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These R The Tales
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| Andre Nickatina |
