Kate, Maybe Not The Brightest One.
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Not Intelligent But Fun.
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Wonder Where Your Husband Ran?
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Well She Could Really Satisfy Your Man!
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Ann, Kind Of Intellectual
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Beautiful And Very Tall.
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Wonder Why Your Phonebill's High?
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I Promise She's The Reason Why.
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Faithfulness, Not A Chance.
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Seven Women, One For Every Day.
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Oh, That's A Shame!
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Mrs. Unaware, Please, Wake Up And Kick That Husband Out The Door.
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He Should Wipe The Floor, That Lump.
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Working Late, Business Trips, Traffic Delays.
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Lady He's Lying, Don't Stand There And Gaze.
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Aim At The Balls And Say: "Now Do You Feel OK?
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You're A Classic Case For Jerry. Springer."
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Sue, She's So Perfect She's So Right.
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Found Her On A Hardcore Site.
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Wonder Where That Money Went?
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On Her I Promise They Were Spent.
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Meg, Doesn't Really Say That Much.
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Only Thing I Know, She's Dutch.
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Guaranty He'll Be Seduced.
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I Plastic She's Been Mass-Produced.
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[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
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Relationships, Part 5: Mr. Unfaithful
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| A.C.T. |
