Lock eyes from across the room
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down my drink while the rhythms boom
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take your hand and skip the names
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no need here for the silly games
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make our way through the smoke and crowd
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the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
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move in close as the lasers fly
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our bodies touch and the angels cry
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leave this place go back to yours
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our lips first touch outside your doors
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a whole night what we’ve got in store
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whisper in my ear that you want some more
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and I
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JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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This really never happens you can take my word
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I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
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Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
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and now I
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JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
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plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
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I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus
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Now I’ll go home and change
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I need a few things from the grocery
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do things alone now mostly
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left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
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surprised in my eyes when I looked above
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the check out counter and I saw a face
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My heart stood still so did time and space
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Never felt that I could feel real again
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But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
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She turned to me that’s when she said it
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Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
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And I
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JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
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But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
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And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
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JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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To be fair you were flirting a lot
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plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
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please stop acting like you’re not impressed
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One more thing, I’m gonna play by check
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Last week - I saw a film
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As I recall it was a horror film
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Walked outside into the rain
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Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
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JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
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need to get away need to make a dash
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A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
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JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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The next day my alarm goes off and I
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JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
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JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
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JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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I just ate a grape and I
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JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
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JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
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Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…
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I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
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AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
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YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
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I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
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Cuz I
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JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
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(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
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yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
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(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
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Jizz In My Pants
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| The Lonely Island(더 론리 아일랜드) |
