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yeah... there's a price to pay for the girls you lay
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life's gonna hang you a bill one day
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before your freedom or your life get took
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get a girl, a wife or a playboy book
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one more time
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sitting at a red light
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trying to get my head right
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this girl pass with a monster-ass
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mentally distracted
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I manustry reacted
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my penis' expanded
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her number I demanded
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the questions I asked her were nice and discrete
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but now she's in my passenger seat
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turn up the beat
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went to my castle
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fucked without a hassle
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oh, it felt great in her asshole
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she was sexy seductive
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her name was Morgan
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I loved the way she sucked my reproductive organ
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I road it and road it
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finally unloaded (uhh)
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went to the bathroom because I couldnĄŻt hold it
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oh I looked down and I was trippin'
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because I'd seen blood drippin'
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off the tip of my penis
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it donĄŻt take a genius
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to figure she's a virgin
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scrubbed my dick with detergent
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IĄŻm in the mix, if you know what I mean
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cuz the girl's only sixteen
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your nipples are hard
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your bootie's soft
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but cutie I need to drop you off
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grabed my keys then smashed down the street
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trying to get rid of the braud
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but her mama standing in the front yard
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lookin' at me weird cuz IĄŻm gangsta geared
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I looked kinda old with a fro and a beard
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she looked at me if I was Satan
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I smashed off in my honey stote daytons
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turned the shit up had the bass go knocking
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stressing like a mothafucker going back to Compton
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turned down the street and I was skatin' homey
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Sheriff department straight waiting on me
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we just need to ask a few questions homey
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why the fuck you putting these handcuffs on me?
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got to the station, now they tellin' me
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that shit I did was a felony
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maybe you can release your rap tape
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when you through doing time for statutorial rape
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Buccccoooc
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Padapapayaa...
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Met this girl named Kim working at [M&M?]
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she was nice and slim
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she got a man but she donĄŻt talk to him
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you don't let her tell it
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sniff that pussy you can probably smell it
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anyway she got a baby, offcourse, offcourse
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her and her man is going through a divorce
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we kept talkin' so good so far
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we started walkin' back to my car
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fired up the engine went to my house
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pulled down my pants, started cheatin' on my spouse
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with the slow tempo, I fucked the braud , but she's a nimfo
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bitch likes it fast and hard oh my god this girl is odd
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lost my vision as I shot my wad
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pulled on my pants, cocked up my gat
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I gotta get rid of this hood rat
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cuz she's callin' up her man on my telephone
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it's time for this bitch to take her ass home
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after ejaculation, took the bitch home with no conversation
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no more Luther or s gate
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I pulled out my all-white too short tape
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IĄŻm playinĄŻ too short and the shit still hit
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Ima make the bitch walk if she talks some shit
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got to her house banged on the curve
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threw my head back fired up some herb
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she asked me do you wanna come in
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I said wait a minute woman
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who do you live with
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she said I'm single, I donĄŻt play that shit
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I donĄŻt lie I tell every guy
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you gotta call me first before you come by
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I said alright
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put my car in park
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then I walked inside
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I hit the alarm for my '83 caddy
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she was yippin' and yappin'
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about her baby daddy
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talkinĄŻ with her hoochie pitch
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she called her baby-daddy a lilĄŻ old bitch
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talkinĄŻ shit loud and fast
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bitch talking but she kicked his ass
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said she socked him like a lil' old hoe
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we was disturbed by a knock on the door
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damn who's that where's my gat
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I hope I donĄŻt die fucking with this hood-rat
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I'm trying to be one of those Palmdale playas
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but now IĄŻm caught in some chaos
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but now IĄŻm caught in some chaos
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but now IĄŻm caught...
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hey anyway man
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the TV and the radio was playinĄŻ
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I couldnĄŻt quite figure out what they was saying
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they voices started escalating
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and im sitting on the couch debating
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should I stay? should I leave?
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should I grab this bitch by her fucking weave
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sock her in the eye bitch donĄŻt lie
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you knew your baby-daddy was fixing to come by
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and you invited me in
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now look at the shape im in
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my palms are sweaty
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my muscles was tense
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stood up fool I couldnĄŻt take the suspense
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I walked to the door kinda nervous
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Im not ready for a funeral service
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opened the door, calm and cool
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I got eye contact with the fool
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she talked about him as if he was small
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come to find out he's like seven feet tall
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I smoke he smoke
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he gave me a pound with his hand
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I walked right past the man
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jumped in my '83 Cadillac
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drove down the street then I never came back
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went to the house grabbed the mic and started rappinĄŻ
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about the scandiling shit that could've happened
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[CHORUS]
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bucooc!
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Padapapayaa... [fade out]
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There's a Price 2 Pay
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| Afroman |
