AFROMAN: Yeah...
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Coming live from Palmdale, California,
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Late at night, you know what I'm saying?
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Going out to all the hustlers winding it down, you know what I'm saying?
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The alcohol's kicking in, the marijuana's taking effect, you know what I'm talking about?
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Is your boy the successful failure, the acceptable reject?
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(???)
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The Hungry Hustler, Because I Got High, that's an American Dream - Afro-motherfucking-M-A-N.
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And this is what I tell my homies I do, you know?
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The cops are starting to crack down, you know?
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It's time to get somewhere.
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Go on and break out your cellphone.
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Come over
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And smoke a blunt with me
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Listen to some music
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Then give me your pussy
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Take this dick
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All the way to the top
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Suck this dick
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Swallow every drop
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GIRL: Come over
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AFROMAN: Hey, wait a minute, baby. Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
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GIRL: Smoke a blunt with me
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AFROMAN (firmly): Baby, hang on. I think you've had too much to drink. Let me get this cup outta your hand. Easy, easy... Wait a minute...
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GIRL: Listen to some music!
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AFROMAN: Okay, let me get that blunt from you. Let me get the blunt. Hang on a minute...
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GIRL: Then eat my pussy
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AFROMAN: Oh wait a minute, bitch, you must be tripping. (alarmed) Hey, give me the mike! Let go of the mike! Let go of the m-- let go of the...
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GIRL: Lick my ass
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AFROMAN: Oh HELL no! Hey, cut! Cut! Oh, shit!
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GIRL: Circle it with your tongue
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AFROMAN (cracking up): Let GO of the microphone. Hang on, baby.
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GIRL: Suck my ass!
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AFROMAN: Yeah, you suck my dick. Let go of the damn microphone--
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GIRL: (squeals)
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AFROMAN: Oh, hell, she tripping.
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GIRL: That shit is fun
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AFROMAN (embarrassed): Man... yeah... all right, all right. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen... for listening to AfroMuziak. Somebody... got too fucked up in here tonight.
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Come Over
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| Afroman |
