Hairless, large flashing black eyes,
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Pear-shaped head,
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A chalky grey-white complexion,
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Wanted for a fifteen year record of caddle mutilation, vandalism, and abduction,
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Last reported: seen flying a grey metallic saucer-shaped vehicle
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Suspect is still at large
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Alien Report
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| A Guy Called Gerald |
