I was walking home from school one day
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When I saw Danny standing there
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I tired to show him my dirty underwear
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He showed me his, but nothing could compare
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Then he said
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You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
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You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
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You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
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You're ugly... because you're ugly
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You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
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Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
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So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
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And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
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And it said
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You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
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You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
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You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
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You're ugly... because you're ugly
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Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
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His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
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And everyday after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom
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And one day these three little girls came out right before he did
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And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
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And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No"
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And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"
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And I looked at them and they Danny Irving's name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds
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And I said "Hey bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why d'you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds?
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I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch"
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And you know what she had the nerve to say to me?
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She said
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You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
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You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
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You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
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You're ugly... Because you're ugly
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Then I told her to bend over, and gave her another crack in her ass.
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I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why
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| Betty Blowtorch |
