Hey Fellaz!! (yeah!)
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Can I get a soul clap?? (yeah)
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Hey ladies!! (yeah)
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Can I slap that lower back??(yeah)
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Let the beat drop!!
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(bout this shorty I met.. couple of days ago and shit..)
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Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook..
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Shakin that ass..
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She don't mind if we all look
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It's all good
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Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya
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Wanna strip
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Throw a dolla at ya
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Honey dip was a thug bitch from Bucktown
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Lookin like she needed a good fuckdown
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I was like damn momma you like ecstasy
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Like James Brown I wanna get in to it like a sex machine
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I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do
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She said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!"
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I said yeah!! As I bit my lips
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Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits
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I was like by the way Whats your name??(she says)Mary Chacohn
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She knew I was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone)
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Well thats cool,
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Just like I knew she was a BK hoe
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That was only down for a TKO
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AKA Blazy I tried to touch her ass
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She was like "shit!! the least you could do is say please!")
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I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows at
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She tried to get me back for touchin her ass and squeezed the bozak
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I was like WHOA!!momma I caught the steel wood,
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But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good
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She asked Can I have it tonight??
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Yeah before 11, She was like
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For sure my nigga round 7
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(6:59)Brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!!
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So she gave me call around 7:00
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She said Patrick I really need some of your cock!!
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I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony!
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I told her I gotta long solami and thats no bologna.
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So she came to my crib started my mind in the penis
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I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis
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I had her coochy juicy
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She had my head gooey
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When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said
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CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!!
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Thats all you heard when I pushed it (yaaaaayyyy)
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The phsycho's no joke
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and Thats no bullshit
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I made her come
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Like niagra falls
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Bam! Bam! Bam!
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With my viagra balls
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Its like that baby
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She scratched my back crazy
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Who stroked that ass to sleep
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My nigga Pat Blazy
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She said (snoring oy oy oy)
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(pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring them
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belts right here)
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This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent
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(Patrick Blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now I ain't
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playin with y'all come on now my nigga Pat Blazy(big swinger)no good)(Fly away)
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Story 2000 - feat. Patrick Blazy
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| The Beatnuts |
