This hotel room's gotta lotta stuff
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A laundry bag and a shoe shine buff
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Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone
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A light that comes on when I ain't home
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I ain't home
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I ain't home
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You better leave a message 'cause
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I ain't home
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They got a air conditioner for when it¡¯s hot
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A radiator when I'm not
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Two big chairs sittin' side by side
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With a holy bible and the TV Guide
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A TV Guide
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TV Guide
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Great Almighty
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It's the TV Guide
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I got a second story view from curb to curb
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I got a sign that reads "Do Not Disturb"
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A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice
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A chest full of drawers and a mirror that lies
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A mirror that lies
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A mirror that lies
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That couldn't be me
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In that mirror that lies
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They got a room service menu for food and drink
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A porcelain throne and an aluminium sink
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Two big pillows to rest my head
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And a Magic Fingers and a king-size bed
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Put in a quarter
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Turn out the light
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Magic Fingers make ya feel alright
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I feel alright
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I feel alright
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Magic Fingers makes you feel alright
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Check in boys!
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Oh this ol' hotel's all right with me
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They pay the postage if you lose the key
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This hotel room's gotta lot of stuff
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But I do believe I've had enough
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I called my baby said don't you pout
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I'm packin' my bags and I'm checkin' out
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Just as soon as you hang up the telephone
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Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home
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Comin' home
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Comin' home
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Stick a candle in the window
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I'm comin' home
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Comin' home
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Comin' home
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Stick a candle in the window
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¡®Cause I'm comin' home
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This Hotel Room
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| Billy Bratcher |