Did you hear about Stacy Brown (no we didn't but we'd like to)
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He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to)
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He got looks he got class do anything to get a little lass
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Everybody shouts at him as he walks his girlies past
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They say everybody got one (everybody got one) everybody got one (everybody got one)
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Everybody got one (everybody got one) Stacy Brown got two
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Do you know the reason for his success (no we don't so tell us)
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They say that he was double blessed (not like those fellas)
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They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed
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That's why his girl friends they all wake up smilin' every morn
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Singin' everybody got one (everybody got one)...
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Why they're climbin' up the wall (just to get to Stacy)
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Young ones run and the old ones crawl (he drives us crazy)
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He got two and that's a fact but no one knows where the other one's at
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On his elbow on his knee or underneath his hat
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Ooh everybody got one (everybody got one)...
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He got two yes it's true oh neighbors talkin' my girl friend she's jealous
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Stacy Brown Got Two
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