You Probably Shouldn't Move Here
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Well I heard that your state could be sinking,
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deep into the briny sea,
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and all of them earthquakes got you thinking,
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'bout leaving Californee-ee.
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There's riots and there's floods and it's smoggy,
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toxic waste on yonder beach,
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and all of them Hippies down in SANTA CRUZ,
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are startin' to suck just like a leach.
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You're sick of sunshine and surfing,
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you've had all the tofu you can take,
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well look here times-a-wastin',
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you just move to the Centennial state!
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Chorus:
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Some people think our state is square,
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they're wrong just wait and see,
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I walk a mile high,
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Colorado's right for me.
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Well ridin' on a cow can make you tired,
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and it gets a little cold,
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"That's true!",
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but if y'all could use a little swayin',
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here's Val from the W's!
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Riding rodeos and square dancing,
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you farm like mad all day,
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you might think that I'm lying,
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shoot listen what my uncle's gotta say!
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"I'm an old smelly geezer,
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I don't know what rhymes with that,
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if you've got a boil you could pick it,
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get out of my yard and give me my
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chicken!"
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You Probably Shouldn't Move Here
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| Five Iron Frenzy |
