I got a 20-sider on call
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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I got the real world blinded
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave
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Get some platinum the D.M will turn the page
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Check out my thief he's got the black shield
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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Check out my sickly cave tan
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
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Half-orc, full dork; the myth and reality
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We may not know any girls
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But we have graph paper guiding our way
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We got confusion, delusion
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And all of Friday night to kill
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Pick up the phone the pizzas still late
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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Pick up from where your mule died
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave
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Get some platinum the D.M will turn the page
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We may not know any girls
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But we have graph paper guiding our way
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We got confusion, delusion
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And all of Friday night to kill
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That was by far the best time that we ever had...
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That was by far the best time that we ever had...
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Get to the tavern have a few beers
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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Pick up an Elvin bar whore
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<dressed up ready to roll>
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We may not know any girls
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But we have graph paper guiding our way
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We got confusion, delusion
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And all of Friday night to kill
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That was by far the best time that we ever had...
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That was by far the best time that we ever had...
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Ready to Roll
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| Flashlight Brown |
