I know an old lady
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She swallowed a fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallow the fly
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- I guess she'll die
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I know an old lady
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Who swallow a spider
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It wiggled and jiggled
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And tickled inside her
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She swallowed a spider
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To catch the fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallowed the fly
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- I guess she'll die
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I know and old lady
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Who swallowed a bird
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Isn't that ubsurd
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To swallow a bird?
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She swallowed the bird
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To catch the spider
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Who wiggled and jiggled
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And tickled inside her
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She swallowed the spider
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To catch the fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallowed a fly
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- I guess she'll die
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I know and old lady
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Who swallowed a cat
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Just imagine that
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She swallowed a cat
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She swallowed the cat
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To catch the bird
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She swallowed the bird
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To catch the spider
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Who wiggled and jiggled
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And tickled inside her
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And she swallowed the spider
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To catch the fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallowed the fly
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- I guess she'll die!
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I know an old lady who swallowed a dog
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Ooh, what a hog
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She swallowed the dog
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She swallowed the dog
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To catch the the cat
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She swallowed the cat
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To catch the bird
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And she swallowed the bird
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To catch the spider
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Who wiggled and jiggled
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And tickled inside her
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And she swallowed the spider
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To catch the fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallowed the fly
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- I guess she'll die
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I know an old lady
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Who swallowed a goat
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She just opened her throat
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And swallowed a goat
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She swallowed the goat
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To catch the dog
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She swallowed the dog
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To catch the cat
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She swallowed the cat
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To catch the bird
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And she swallowed the bird
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To catch the spider
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Who wiggled and jiggled
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And tickled inside her
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And she swallowed the spider
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To catch the fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallowed the fly
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- I guess she'll die
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And I knew an old lady
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Who swallowed a minister
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Is'nt that sinister?
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To swallow a minister
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She swallowed a minister
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To catch the goat
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And she swallowed a goat
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To catch the dog
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And she swallowed a dog
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To catch the cat
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She swallowed the cat
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To catch the bird
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And she swallowed the bird
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To catch the spider
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That wiggled and jiggled
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And tickled inside her
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And she swallowed th spider
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To catch the fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallowed the fly.
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- I guess she'll die
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I know an old lady
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Who swallowed a rhinosaurus
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Isn't that preposterous!
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To swallow a rhinosaurus
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She swallowed a rhinosaurus
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To catch the minister
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She swallowed the minister
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To catch the goat
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She swallowed the goat
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To catch the dog
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She swallowed the dog
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To catch the cat
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She swallowed the cat
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To catch the bird
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And she swallowed a bird
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To catch the spider
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That wiggled and jiggled
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And tickled inside her
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And she swallowed the spider
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To catch the fly
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But I don't know why
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She swallowed the fly
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- I guess she'll die!
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I know an old lady
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Who swallowed a horse...she choked! (Alt. She's dead of course)
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The Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly
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| Flipper |
