Released on "Spot The Pigeon E.P.", 1977.
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There's the Reds and there's the Greens
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Super slicks and has beens,
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They're accompanied by three men dressed in black,
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One's a whistle, two are flags, and quite often they're the drags
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Kick the ball into the goal, they put it back.
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Yes Match of the Day's
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The only way, to spend your Saturday
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Each side's eleven men, with numbers on their backs
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But at a distance they all tend to look the same
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But some own their boutiques, well they clean up every week
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Inciting riots, causing chaos, such a shame!
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But Match of the Day's
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The only way
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We spend our Saturday
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And that's not all, our mates the keepers
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Slippin' and sliding in the mud
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Arms as long as creepers
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Send him off Ref' ***!!++??
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Where are your specs Ref' +++***!!!
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Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??
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Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X*+X*!!?
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There's a few things before we go
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That I think you ought to know
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Obstruction, Body Checking, heavy tackles
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So put on your hat and scarf
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Have a drink, have a larf'
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From the terrace you can see your men do battle
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Yes Match of the Day's
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The only way
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You can spend your Saturday
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Don't forget, the trainers with their sponges
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Managers with open cheques, liquid business lunches
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Send 'im off Ref' ***!!++??
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Where are your specs Ref' !***&&&!!!
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Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??
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Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X&+X&+!!?
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...Phfff! Good game 'ey, Ron?...
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...D'you see that goal in the Second Half? oh!...
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...Bit of a dirty tackle that, mate!...
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...I reckon I should've had a bet on it myself!...
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...We paid 400, 000 pound for him, you realise that?...
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...Oh - look out, here comes a bottle ...
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...Yes, fancy a pint then? My round...
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Match Of The Day
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