(G. Bonds, L. Anderson, L. Bonds) Bonds Anderson Music (BMI)
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WELL, I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS
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AS I OFTEN DO
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HERE SHE COME, SNIFFIN¡¯ ¡®ROUND
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FOR SOMEONE NEW
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SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE THING
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WITH BIG SAD EYES
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WAGGIN¡¯ HER TAIL
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LIKE SHE¡¯S A FRIEND OF MINE
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SHE LOOKED KINDA HUNGRY
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SO I THREW HER A BONE
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AND NOW
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THAT BITCH WON¡¯T LEAVE ME ALONE
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WELL, WHEN GRANDPA DIED
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HE LEFT ME THE FARM
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I CAN¡¯T BLAME HIM
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HE DIDN¡¯T MEAN NO HARM
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BUT, I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING
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I DIDN¡¯T EXPECT
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HE WAS A STUBBORN OLE MULE
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STUBBORN AS THEY GET
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HE WAS BUILT LIKE AN OX
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THE IQ OF A STONE
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AND NOW
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THE DUMB ASS WON¡¯T LEAVE ME ALONE
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WELL, YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD
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YOU DON¡¯T EVEN KNOW
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I¡¯M SNEAKING OUT THE BACK
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AND SHE¡¯S RIGHT AT THE DOOR
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SHE¡¯S WHIMPERING AND CRYING
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LIKE SHE DON¡¯T HAVE NO SENSE
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I CHASED HER AWAY
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BUT, SHE KEEPS JUMPING THE FENCE
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TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?
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WHO CAN I PHONE?
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THAT BITCH WON¡¯T LEAVE ME ALONE
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WELL, YOU AIN¡¯T SAID NOTHING
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YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TRITE
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YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THIS ASS OUT YOUR LIFE
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¡®CAUSE HE WON¡¯T DO NOTHING
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BUT LAY RIGHT HERE
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HE¡¯S GOT ONE GOOD TRICK
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HE CAN OPEN A BEER
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HE THINKS HE¡¯S A STALLION
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BUT, HE¡¯S NO STALLONE
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AND NOW
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THE DUMB ASS WON¡¯T LEAVE ME ALONE
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Bitch/Dumb Ass
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| Gary U. S. Bonds |
